The NHS Coronavirus team have clearly put The Very Best of the Eagles (1994) on a loop and are doing the three sudoku and two crosswords (cryptic and quick) in the Metro. No texts today.

Carpe diem. Today I decided that the dangly underarm wart that has sat under my arm for many, many beardslengths could do one. Wrapped a piece of cotton around it and pulled like a 70s character in Whizzer and Chips. Off it came. Felt pretty good about myself. My other comic experience was looking...