31st July 2007, 21:32
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|  Oh Canada! Wow! I just got back from what should have been a 3hr road trip and turned into a 4hr road trip... All I have to blame for this wasted time and enormous amount of frustration and mildly released road rage is: CANADIAN DRIVERS!!!!!!!! Oh my God: If your license plate says: Ontario, please just go the frickin' speed limit and stay in the right lane... Someone else out there has to know what I am talking about...Because this always happens to me, I feel like Canadian Drivers flock towards my car. Of course I had time to think during this frustrating car ride about other things as I went 20 minutes under the speed limit praying these cars would move out of my way and into the right lane... I came up with one new and outstanding perspective when thinking about Canada and it is: CANADA IS ONLY GOOD FOR 2 THINGS: BEER AND HOCKEY!!!!!!  |
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3rd August 2007, 19:25
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| Ever Present 1973/74  Join Date: Feb 2005 Age: 40
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__________________ There is no Devil; just God when he drinks. | |
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3rd August 2007, 19:29
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| Justified Ancient of Mummu (Administrator)  Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lilliput Age: 25
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| Re: Oh Canada! Just before our love got lost you said I am as constant as a northern star And I said, constant in the darkness Wheres that at? If you want me Ill be in the bar On the back of a cartoon coaster In the blue tv screen light I drew a map of canada Oh canada And your face sketched on it twice Oh you are in my blood like holy wine Oh and you taste so bitter but you taste so sweet Oh I could drink a case of you I could drink a case of you darling And I would still be on my feet Oh Id still be on my feet Oh I am a lonely painter I live in a box of paints Im frightened by the devil And Im drawn to those ones that aint afraid I remember that time that you told me, you said Love is touching souls Surely you touched mine Cause part of you pours out of me In these lines from time to time Oh you are in my blood like holy wine And you taste so bitter but you taste so sweet Oh I could drink a case of you I could drink a case of you darling Still Id be on my feet And still be on my feet I met a woman She had a mouth like yours She knew your life She knew your devils and your deeds And she said Color go to him, stay with him if you can Oh but be prepared to bleed Oh but you are in my blood youre my holy wine Oh and you taste so bitter, bitter and so sweet Oh I could drink a case of you darling Still Id be on my feet Id still be on my feet |
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4th August 2007, 22:14
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It was during the third replay of the 1980 FA Cup semifinal at Highfield Road, Coventry between Liverpool and Arsenal... which coincidentally was the first time I attended a game on a Thursday night and, heh, was the first time I ever vomited into my own shoes. Of course you don't see that in the modern game, and it's all the worse for that...
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4th August 2007, 22:31
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| Re: Oh Canada! No, it's from Denver. So although pretty high up, not Canada... Shouldn't mix them up either - Canada Dry won't get you embeveraged. Neither will Coors Dry. Hang on...
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5th August 2007, 21:16
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