klove25

Right guys who want a system for free? one of the good ones get in touch pals.

keyser soze

too expensive

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Cormack

Must... fight... insu... insu... insurmountable odds.

I'm going to say a modified "yes".

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klove25

okely dokely keyser where you been?

Cormack

Be careful, Keyser - apparently he's as hard as soft shit on a wet day and gets you rattled by not actually backing up any promises.

In the words of the ghost of Sir Alf Ramsey

WooooOOOOOOoooo

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klove25

Cormack i cannot back up any threats if i dont know where you are can i? can you be ever so kind as to tell me? you keep taking the piss but if i found you my friend you will be very sorry so cmon be a man and lets sort it if not shut the fuck up.

Stoichkov

Klovey

I'm sorry for any misunderstandings we may have had in the past. Perhaps you could just post one of your free systems up so that we can all benefit from it. I don't trust email, you can get viruses and all sorts.

Regards to your squid.

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Cormack

Someone sounds rattled.

By the way "cmon"? Are you six years old, you two bob spamming shill?

Until you can refute anything I've posted on here, you're not really in a strong bargaining position and it's not doing your sales (pun intended) the world of good.

The entire forum is taking the piss out of you. Feel free to keep singling me out as the spokesman - by the way, you stole any car radios, as I'm in the market for one?

Not often I post this, but we're all ROTFLAY

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klove25

cormack you are still not answering my question can we sort it or not as in i will meet you and we will sort it you are all mouth but you cant back it up and as for singling you out you the only one who keeps taking the piss you moron.

Starman

Not sure that's strictly speaking the case.

ozz

Did you know that klove is Swahili for cockmunching spammer? I'm guessing that the 25 bit refers to the number of cocks munched in an average session.

A well chosen name if ever I've seen one.

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Cormack

I'm looking over recent posts and I think I'm not the only one singling you out.

I am, however, the one who's getting right up your fucking nose. And you know what? You deserve it because you're no better than a common thief. Your posts are in teenage textspeak and your insults plumb "cock", "cunt" and "old man" and that's about it. You are, simply, a child. Not metaphorically. Actually.

Now run along - your mum's got cake. If you do want to meet, though, I'm in Granada, Southern Spain. You won't be able to miss me - I'm on the wireless laptop on the Gran Via laughing at your selling technique, your lack of backing up for "your" systems, your pisspoor quality of insults, your pisspoor level of content in your posts and your seeming total lack of ability to realise that this entire forum is laughing up its sleeve, down its shirt and in your face at your total inability to realise that no-one, but no-one on here will buy a system for a game on which no paper system can win.

Now that's a long sentence - to save you the obvious effort, I'll help you out.

Fuck off and hawk your systems to people thicker than you.

And good luck in that endeavour, because that's an awfully difficult task to set yourself. Me, moron? I've wrapped you in brown paper, tied you up with twine and sent you to the "Lost Argument" box so many times on the threads you're on that I have actually lost count of the number of salient points I have made that you have simply failed to answer.

On the plus side, I've developed a character out of you for my next novel. Sadly, it doesn't end well.

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Cormack

Any word of the court case - Stoichkov v The Singing Postman?

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Stoichkov

Doubtless he's onto bigger things, funded by the relentless success of his roulette systems. Doesn't need to bother with small issues like this any more.

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klove25

Hahahahahahahaha

Julia Tang

Hi keiran baby. You sold many systems?

millsmeister

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klove25

julia wanga tanga hows your chinese shop going? "wok this way" is a truly great place to eat.

Jacko

[quote]Just found this thread and have laughed out loud with tears in my eyes.
Quality stuff. Cast in Bronze.


Echo that -I havent laughed much lately but this has got me rolling over -Quality

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Jacko

Wow the quote didnt work!!

Personally I think your all a bit harsh - the fellas only trying to get a few bob

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