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| Ever Present 1973/74 Join Date: Feb 2005 Age: 40
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| | #124 (permalink) |
| Ever Present 1973/74 Join Date: Feb 2005 Age: 40
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| Actually, having read through this entire thread through tears in the last two dozen posts, I'm going to throw Klove25 a bone. If you're really that certain, and you're confident that I can get just as much success as you already have out of it, then sod it, I'm in. You can orally pleasure me next.
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| | #125 (permalink) |
| The UBF Roulette Wizard Join Date: Nov 2007
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| mr cormack in now way shape or form am i giving you sexual pleasure you sick man if your lady is 37 stone has a distinctive smell of a skunk and looks like a hillybilly that is not my problem try julia wang tang. |
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| | #126 (permalink) |
| Ever Present 1973/74 Join Date: Feb 2005 Age: 40
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| Then where do you get off coming on these boards, offering sexual favours and then reneging when someone offers to take you up on it? Do you know where the word "skunk" comes from, by the way? It's from the Algonquin. Quite fitting that you brought it up. Effectively a scavenger that squirts a foul scent about. However, I am interested in your impending legal actions. Should you need me (I am a lawyer), here's my card.
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| | #127 (permalink) | |
| Gold Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: London E15 Age: 48
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| | #128 (permalink) | |
| Ever Present 1973/74 Join Date: Feb 2005 Age: 40
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I only ask because we are in fact one and the same. Well, actually, we're not, but we're both from Liverpool so we must know each other. I believe he has brown hair.
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| | #131 (permalink) | |
| Ever Present 1973/74 Join Date: Feb 2005 Age: 40
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Have you got breakfast system? Perm Any three from bacon, bacon, sausage, sausage, black pudding Any three from tomatoes, mushrooms, hash brown, beans Any one from fried egg x2, scrambled egg Any two from fried slice, fried slice, toast, toast Any one from tea, coffee Perm = 10x4x2x6x2 = 960 lines I have a continental system that works equally well that involves amongst other things, cheeses, but I intend to sell that on - the one above you can have for free. Cormack's Continental System is a guaranteed supreme start to the day and will make you wealthy, more attractive to women and will add two inches to your penis size or bust size (warning - system is not gender-perfect) Let me know.
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| | #134 (permalink) |
| Ever Present 1973/74 Join Date: Feb 2005 Age: 40
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| Keyser, I can't print off that coupon... Can I just point out in my prior post that the breakfast shown is not from the Cormack Breakfast System? Guaranteed indigestion, therefore. The Buckfast is mine. I have put weight on since that photo because of the effectivity of Cormack's Continental System and I no longer sweat when I walk more than ten yards. Try it for free or your money back.
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| | #135 (permalink) |
| Spreads Dept. | didnt realise you were originally from coatbridge. buckfast sales there keeps the local economy going
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| | #139 (permalink) | |
| Ever Present 1973/74 Join Date: Feb 2005 Age: 40
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Riccardo, I have other systems...
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