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| Gold Member | Quote:
do you accept nochex? | |
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| Gold Member Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 575
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Especially if you are charging £10,000 | |
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| | #108 (permalink) |
| Bronze Member Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 4
| Mr Klove, you're not going to impress people talking about your arsecrack. It sounds like you need a few tips in selling your product. 1. You need to dramatise your presentation to get your potential customers involved. Stop and ask questions such as, "Now, don't you agree that this product can help you or would be of benefit to you?" 2. Remember that in selling, time is money! Therefore, you must allocate only so much time to each prospect. The prospect who asks you to call back next week, or wants to ramble on about similar products, prices or previous experiences, is costing you money. Learn to quickly get your prospect interested in, and wanting your product, and then systematically present your sales pitch through to the close, when they sign on the dotted line, and reach for their chequebook. 3. Don't talk about arsecracks. Unless you're targeting the homosexual market. You don't want to alienate your customer-base, even if it is something of a curiosity for you. Regards, Tangy |
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| The UBF Roulette Wizard Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 69
| hey guys Now, don't you agree that this product can help you or would be of benefit to you?" troy my dear friend i did not sell a system for $10000 but it has sold for that amount befoe for someone else. ms tang ty for the advice no more arsecrack sales pitch unless im needing man love. thankyou for your time and has any tried my system yet? |
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| | #114 (permalink) |
| Gold Member | Sorry, klove25, can you break that up with the use of punctuation, correct spelling and rudimentary sentence construction techniques please.
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| | #115 (permalink) |
| Gold Member | I must be some kind of cunt to offer you my bannnnk deeeeeetaillllllllls forget it klove baby - I'm going back to my day job! Sorry to have wasted your time. btw - have you yet managed to suck your own cock - appparently its as easy as winning with a roulette system and there are 300 ways to do it if one has a supple enough body.
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| Gold Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: London E15 Age: 48
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I have 300 pirate copies taken from a website of home help anger management courses. I think you may need a copy. I'll let you have a copy for free on the agreement that you recommend it to all the angry people you know. I charge £100 per copy. Any sold from your recommendations I'll give you £20 per copy. Apologies for being personal here, but in my humble opinion i think you need some competent councilling. One cannot go around instructing other persons to suck one's own willy, what if klove is a female, it would not be politically correct and you could end up in court . Its really negative karma and in your next life you will possibly be a well hung donkey. What I do not understand is this love affair with all these nasty words that many seem addicted to. I blame the government for taking away discipline in schools and parents not allowed to legally beat up their children anymore. Ho Hum - back to the tranquility and peace and stillness of my cave. Om and peace to all roulette systems | |
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| | #118 (permalink) |
| Gold Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A stable in Wantage Age: 14
Posts: 1,886
| Fucking classic pj! PMSL! This must be one of the UBF threads of the year. ISJ
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