Hello, I am the_mgt aka URW from Betfair.I am 82 years old and have 3 feet and 11 inches.I used to work in a circus but they retired me as I was too big to be a mgt.I had a short spell riding out whippets for all the leading whippet handlers and then I was employed as head footman to Lady Whippetshire.
Later I became a full time pro gambler and shit-hot poker player.