A bit of 70s timeslip today as the earth in the garden has developed a fissure in it fully a quarter of an inch minimum wide through the ongoing dryness, and in more than one place.
There is nowhere within visiting range (so the driveway) for tar bubbles so I can't point you towards them.
Made an onion loaf and will pick my way through it over the next couple of days
Recommended listening - Dr. Hook, The Ballad of Lucy Jordon