hi before you slate me i want some advice!i have found a website with over 300 complete roulette systems on some of which are selling on ebay for 50 pound for 1 should i sell this link and how much for please get back guys!.

300 x 50 surely?

300 systems that would be too amazing, i can't even figure how much they would be worth. But you can't just say 300x50, as there are 300 of them, so i think it must be worth more than 300x50. Maybe more like 150x50 and then 150x75 for the rest.

£10k for the lot.
PM me please.

We need a school monitor for these kids .. (the initial poster) .. not the helpful others

Isn't there a power law function for systems and strategies that can build on top of each other? In other words, two strategies together are worth a lot more than two strategies independently, as they can avoid bets that give differing predictions. This will keep the Sharpe's ratio down and help your bankroll in the long run.

I think the formula for the value of these strategies is something like

300 x 299 x 50?

Or else it could be a fibonacci type regressive function, but I dunno. Is it possible to have this strategy automated or else to give an agent the money to play it for me on a commission basis? Does the website take Paypal?

i think you are winding me up this is genuine the i have the link to the website once you are on there they are all yours but how much for the link
i will accept paypal?

Does the website take Paypal?

i will accept paypal?

Aren't you in luck HNE?

pj how u pm.

welcome to my winning roulette sytems absolutley free
Winning Slowly system
The Roulette table has a slight flaw, which provides the player with a utility value in playing this method.

The Columns each contain twelve numbers, one third of the field not counting the zero and double zero.

The 1st Column has an equal number of Red and Black numbers, but the 2nd Column has 4 Red and 8 Black, while the 3rd Column has 4 Black and 8 Red numbers.

Red and Black each account for 18 of the 36 Roulette numbers besides zero and double zero, odds are roughly 50/50 one or the other will hit each spin.

Decide for the game play session to play either Red or Black. If you bet Red, also bet an equal amount on the 2nd Column. If you bet Black, also bet an equal amount on the 3rd Column.

Whether you bet Red and the 2nd Column or Black and the 3rd Column, you are covering 18 plus 8 for a total of 26 numbers out of 38 at the cost of only two units. That's covering 18 of a colour plus 8 of the other colour and doubling up the coverage on 4.

When only the correct Colour comes up, the bet returns even money so you get the spin for free. When only the Column comes up you make one unit profit. When the Colour and the Column come up you make three units profit.

As a table bet in a real casino this will bring frowns as most of the wins will return even money annoying everyone, but this is not a problem in an online casino.

So remember, wager an equal amount on either Red and the 2nd Column or Black and the 3rd Column for the duration of the session until ahead and QUIT while ahead.

In both playing methods, it is important to control or limit how much the casino can win from you, have a stop point and do not double up bets to recover a loss or switch from colour to colour it doesn't help, just play the system as it stands and quit for the day when ahead.
The Martingale System
The Martingale system is a very old and extremely simple system. It is based on the probability of losing infinite times in a row and is usually applied to 'even money' bets.

You start with one bet. If you win, you start again with one bet. If you lose, you double your bet. Each time you lose, you double your last lost bet. Eventually you are bound to win. When you win you would recover all your lost bets plus one unit (or chip) profit against your initial wager.

Although infallible in theory, the Martingale system requires a large bankroll, has a very low return and is a very risky one because of the maximum bet limits imposed by the casinos. If you run out of money or reach the house limit, you can lose a lot with no chance to recover your losses.
The Anti-Martingale System
Positive progression.
Decide what you want to win, Say 7 units Bet on red. if win leave the two on red (or switch to black if you feel like it). If win again leave the four on another even chance. If win the third in a row skim the seven and restart with one. Every time you lose restart with one.
The Evens System
This systems works on the even bets, You decide how many bets you are going to have in each session, Say 10, You then pick which even bet you are going to do, Example red/black, You then pick which one, Say red, Then in our example we back red 10 times on the trot, Thats a session over then.
The Ormond System
Negative progression a variation of the Martingale System.
Assumes you will win before you reach the house limit and can bankroll the losing run. Bet an initial amount (N) For each win, on the next bet (N) again. For each lose bet N*x+N where x is the number of losing bets. Thus if you finally win, you will recover all bet money, plus N for every loss. The progression would look like this on a $5 table. 5 15, 35, 75, 155, 315, etc. As with all negative progressions, and this one even more so, it requires more capital and is employed to force a winning outcome following a losing streak.
Force the Zero
This system is very simple, bear in mind the above explanation of number allocations. If you place equal bets on Red and Black every spin you will never lose any money, except for when 0 is drawn. However we have discovered a unique factor. When you keep betting Red and Black you will keep winning on colour bets (even though you break even because you have bet on both Red and Black), but the computer registers a winning colour bet every time so therefore we have discovered that that the colour Green 0 starts to be drawn a lot more to combat the constant wins on Red and Black. Therefore bets on Green 0, Red and Black with a bet placement structure provide the basis of our system. This system has been tried and tested on numerous occasions on internet casino roulette and roulette betting terminals with fantastic results. The System also relies on target structure so that substantial profits can be made and continued.


The Method
The method is based on an electronic failure on a random computer programme installed into (internet and electronic terminals). The random programme installed into these systems which distributes the numbers is only random within its probability quota.

What Does This Mean?
The random programme installed into machines has number allocated occurrence probability. This means that every number is given a 1/37 chance of being drawn (0 & 18 Red 18 Black). Unlike real table roulette in a casino where a number is never guaranteed to be drawn, computer generated roulette has to provide a balance of numbers ensuring over a large total of spins each number would have been drawn a similar amount of times (within a few percent), this few percent is called the 'realistic waiver' which is supposed to add realism to computer generated roulette.

How Does This Help?
Well firstly it ensures a fair number allocation and obviously if you're chasing a set number you know it will eventually come in. However it may not come in for 70 - 80 spins but then you will find it may come in 2-3 times within 10 spins. However this is not enough to invest money in chasing set numbers, however it compliments our FORCE THE ZERO system.

Step 1: (First 30 Spins)
Place a $1 chip on Red.
Place a $1 chip on Black.
Place 2 x $1 chips on 0 Green.

Target
Chip Start Bets. However this can considerably increase if you hit 0 more than once.

If you hit 0 within the first 10 spins then that's your profit instantly. Either stop playing if your on a roulette betting terminal and go to another, or Log out of the internet casino and then log back in and restart the process(alternatively go to another internet casino). The minimum profit if you hit 0 within 10 spins is $50. The minimum profit if you hit 0 within 20 spins is $30. The minimum profit if you hit 0 within 30 spins is $10. However we recommend that after 20 spins you continue betting/gambling on to Step 2 even if you do hit 0 between 20 - 30 spins. However if you're satisfied with a minimum profit of 10$ finish playing or start process again.

Step 2: (Next 10 Spins)
Place a $1 chip on Red.
Place a $1 chip on Black.
Place 3 x $1 chips on 0 Green.

Target:
If you hit 0 within these 10 spins then your minimum profit will be $16. Either stop playing if your on a roulette betting terminal and go to another, or Log out of the internet casino and then log back in and restart the process(alternatively go to another internet casino). However, from all the trials we completed where 0 did not get drawn in the first 30 spins, it came in at least 2 or 3 times between 30 - 60 spins. So it is well worth continuing even if you have made a small profit.If you were to hit 0 twice in Step 2 spins you would achieve a minimum profit of $122.

Step 3: (Next 10 Spins)
Place a $1 chip on Red.
Place a $1 chip on Black.
Place 4 x $1 chips on 0 Green.

Target:
If you hit 0 within these 10 spins then your minimum profit will be $2. This amount is basically the amount you started with, however as mentioned in Step 2 the 0 ball is highly likely to be drawn again around the 30 - 60 spins. If you were to hit 0 twice in Step 3 spins you would achieve a minimum profit of $130.

Step 4: (Next 10 Spins)
Place a $1 chip on Red.
Place a $1 chip on Black.
Place 6 x $1 chips on 0 Green.

Target:
If you hit 0 within these 10 spins then your minimum profit will be $42. However as mentioned in Step 2 &3 the 0 ball is highly likely to be drawn again around the 30 - 60 spins.

If you were to hit 0 twice in Step 4 spins you would achieve a minimum profit of $172.

Step 5: (Next 10 Spins)
Place a $1 chip on Red.
Place a $1 chip on Black.
Place 8 x $1 chips on 0 Green.

Target :
If you hit 0 within these 10 spins then your minimum profit will be $16. However as mentioned in Step 2 & 3 the 0 ball is highly likely to be drawn especially if you did not hit 0 in the first 60 spins, which only occurred 3 times during all our trials, however we managed to make a profit on 1 occasion and lost a small amount on the other 2 occasions whereby we decide to stop and consolidate after hitting 1 0 in over 75 spins. We could have carried on and eventually made a profit but decide to start another session and reduce the risk as when you reach Step 5 - 0 bets ($8) cost 4 x the original 0 bets ($2). If you were to hit 0 twice in Step 5 spins you would achieve a minimum profit of $300.

Step 6 - Onwards: (Next 10 Spins)
Place a $1 chip on Red.
Place a $1 chip on Black.
Increase 0 Green + $2 every further 10 spins

Target:
It occurred only twice in our trials and tests that 0 never got drawn within the first 70 spins, so therefore we advise the bet increase every 10 spins. We also advise to stop the session if you hit a 0 at this stage and you will almost certainly make a small profit or break even or at the very worse a small loss.

During the trials and tests we normally were able to end sessions within 60 spins with a profit.

That's It! Good Luck!

P.S IF YOU LIKE THAT CHECK OUT THIS AWESOME SITE YOU WONTDISSAPOINTED Winning Roulette System Software - R-Bet (http://klove25.wasscasino.hop.clickbank.net/)

if u cant get the direct link above copy and paste it into your address bar cheers!!!!

um keyser u copied and pasted that from my squiddoo lens im going to see what i can do thats bollox those systems are garbage compared to the 300 ui got u tosser every check out my 7 winning roulette systems on squidoo and u will see he has totally ripped them off me twat>

english please

Can somebody can this clown please?

And klove25 as well while you're at it :wink:

:D:wink:

you ripped off my article twat anyway any cmon guys besensible now this is a good offer keyser fuck you

klove, when i was 8 i got a roulette toy for my christmas, i played with it til boxing day when i then decided to go out and play on my bike.

33 years later i couldnt tell you how many numbers are on a wheel as my mum gave said toy to oxfam in the mid 70s

so as to the accusation that i ripped off your system.

no i didnt.

ps, i fear you will be ejected from here quicker than Oxfam sold that table to your mum.

Is keyser Soze ripping you off klove? Disgusting. I think you should report him to ibas.

We're on the case.

will he accept out of court.?

you ripped off my article twat anyway any cmon guys besensible now this is a good offer keyser fuck you

anyway, just to see if you were a chancer, i typed klove25 and roulette into google and that stuff up above was the first match.

so if ive ripped off your article sue google.

however as as goodwill gesture, i am prepared to take you up on your offer, what sort of price would you be looking for?, and would you want a % share of any future winnings?

anyway, just to see if you were a chancer, i typed klove25 and roulette into google and that stuff up above was the first match.

so if ive ripped off your article sue google.

however as as goodwill gesture, i am prepared to take you up on your offer, what sort of price would you be looking for?, and would you want a % share of any future winnings?
you did rip off my article it is it word for word even the link bit at the bottom so where did you get it i t has been on squidoo for 2 months now quite naughty really ang just because it was the fist match dont mean u can copy it!!!! any way who is inteested in 300 roulette systems im going to put em on ebay if not

me, me, me.

750 if you accept the first offer, i'm not going to go into some of bidding war with the bastards on here.

Anyone on here want to be rich?

The lazy mans way to riches


There are so many simple, yet really sure-fire ways of acquiring wealth, it's a wonder everybody with even the least bit of ambition isn't already rich. When you come right down to it, the only things needed for anyone to make bundles of money are the long-range vision and the energy to put a money-making plan into force.
One of the easiest methods of building wealth, and the one most often used by the "smart" people, is to furnish the expertise, equipment or growth capital to promising beginning businesses. Basically, you buy in as either a part owner or limited partner; then, as the business grows and prospers with your help, you reap your share of the rewards.
The beautiful part about this whole concept is that you can repeat this procedure over and over again. You can start out with, say marketing and sales leadership for a small, garage-type business; then with your holdings and earnings from that business, invest in another, and keep doing this until you own a part of twenty-five to an unlimited number of businesses. Looking at the idea from a dollar return point of view, if you were getting $200 per month from 25 different businesses, your monthly income would amount to no less than $5,000 and that's not too bad for a fledgling millionaire.
Look around your own area. With just a little bit of business sense and perception, you're sure to find hundreds of small businesses that could do better - perhaps even become giants in their field - with your help.
Most small businesses need, and would welcome marketing, promotional, advertising, and sales help. If a quick survey of a business turns you on with enthusiasm about the potential profits to be made with just a few changes that you can suggest, then you are on your way.
Basically, you set up an appointment to see and talk with the business owner about some ideas and help that could double or triple his profits. When you approach him in that manner, he's almost certain to want to see you and hear what you have to say.
In preparation for your meeting, set your ideas down on paper. Put them together in an impressive marketing or profit-potential folio. Out-line your ideas, the costs involved and the ultimate profit to be gained.
Then, when you arrive for the meeting, be sure to look and act the part of a successful business person. A few pleasantries to break the ice, and then begin with your presentation.
Through your proposal, you must instill confidence that you can do all you claim for him. Guide him through the presentation to the ultimate profits - all for a 10 or 20 percent limited partnership in the business, which really won't cost him anything. Of course, if he's reluctant to give up any part of his ownership, you come back with the idea of being hired as a consultant.
Almost all small businesses need help of some kind. The owners get bogged down in a myriad of everyday problems and things to do. They find there just aren't enough hours in the day to handle everything that should be taken care of, and end up neglecting or putting off some of the things they should be doing to keep the business prosperous. As a result, the long struggle for business survival begins, with more than 60% of them selling out at a loss or just closing up shop.
The other way to "cut yourself in" on a piece of someone else's business is to supply needed money. If you can come up with 10 or 15 thousand dollars, you can easily "buy into" some small businesses. Be sure to look the business (and its market potential) over; but once you spot one that can really be a winner with just a little bit of operating cash or money for expansion, then start figuring!
You can reach a never ending supply of such businesses to choose from, simply by running a small advertisement in your daily newspaper in the classified section under the heading of Business Opportunities Wanted. Such an ad might read:
SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS EXECUTIVE LOOKING FOR NEW
BUSINESS VENTURES. WILL CONSIDER BUY-OUT OR
PARTNERSHIP. PO BOX 123, CITY.
By the same token, make it a habit to look through the Business Opportunities Avail able on a regular basis. Mark a few each day and follow up. Check them out, and see what kind of a deal is being offered. Remember, proper management and planning are basically the ingredients to success in business; and most small businesses just don't have these ingredients in the proportions needed to attain their greatest profit potential.
Other people have done it, and more are starting up every day.


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dont get involved with keyser,hes a wrong un.

you did rip off my article it is it word for word even the link bit at the bottom so where did you get it i t has been on squidoo for 2 months now quite naughty really ang just because it was the fist match dont mean u can copy it!!!! any way who is inteested in 300 roulette systems im going to put em on ebay if not


What is a fist match please?

he will sue your ass 3 times more than he will sue mine now.

I'm in for this.

klove - instead of a one off payment can I pay you a percentage commission on any winnings?

I'm not sure Klove wrote that article anyway, as in the article "and" is spelt "and" and not "ang."

Not come across ang myself, must be quite modern or else some kind of code known only to the very rich.

klove, with me working 2 jobs to make ends meet I'm not going to have time to look at all 300 systems.

How much will you sell me your most profitable 10 for, and what sort of profit could I expect to make from these 10?

stochkoiv i am suing you right as we speak are you doing it for a joke you twat please everyone check out klove25 at the website squidoo i posted that article word for word at 11.00 am this morning u absolute pleb you cannot copy people i am speaking to squiddo asap what is wrong with you? u moron it is copyright you twat.

pj how do i contact you?

stochkoiv i am suing you right as we speak are you doing it for a joke you twat please everyone check out klove25 at the website squidoo i posted that article word for word at 11.00 am this morning u absolute pleb you cannot copy people i am speaking to squiddo asap what is wrong with you? u moron it is copyright you twat.

can you sue me too for copying your post about suing stoichkoiv.

If i am not mistaken, there may be a counter claim by stoichkov - defamation of character. But by the looks of the poll you may have some witnesses to back your case.

bastards (exc teamsports):D













and mgt

keyser a grand there yours pj any offers

i really want to tell you all about klove's top 3 spanish holidays but i fear i may end up penniless and broke after the legal action which will ensue

anyway, what i can say is that the costa brava, tenerife and lanzarote are all amazing places to go to and if anyone else happens to really rate those places then that is purely coincidental and i accept no lawsuits in respect of my love of spanish areas

keyser a grand there yours pj any offers


825

hacker glad you enjoyed it this is good exposure lol

Klove

I think a number of people here are taking the piss out of you. Just ignore them, they are a bunch of wankers



I genuinely will pay for your systems. Obviously I can't afford the crazy numbers that they are talking about (Not that they intend to pay that money), but would you accept £100? Its all I have left for this month, but I can gamble using credit cards, and once the system kicks in, I can send you another £100

I'd also like some form of exclusivity. I don't want every idiot on here using the systems, the casinos are sure to get wise and change their rules so they have a mathematical edge on roulette again

If you post your Paypal up here, I'll send the money tomorrow morning

I'm VERY excited

hacker glad you enjoyed it this is good exposure lol

be careful where you expose yourself. Its an arrestable offence in many places.

done that is a bargain u have to send me your email address so we can do it through paypal and sort out finer details like not being able to show anyone for free etc good money to be made between us get back.

troy ty for your interest but one of these systems sold for $10000 last year so i cannot accept i also think people are taking the piss keyser hasnt got long left because im also speaking to other people send me 10 pound tnight and i will give you three of them not the best out of the collection but still good

i'll put a bid in after hollyoaks

do you really want them or not?

hi klove25, found your website with the 7 systems, where are the other systems u are on about?

that is an old 1 i have 300 systems but im selling them m8

Is somebody selling something?

Who is Squiddo? Do you mean Patrickstar?

squidoo is a website that lets you write articles you knob where else did u get mine to copy

Hey kieran...your mum says can you get off the internet, your dinner is ready

.

that that is so funny

squidoo is a website that lets you write articles you knob where else did u get mine to copy


So you wrote this properly spelt and punctuated article despite being practically illiterate in every posting on here? Sure you didn't copy it from elsewhere? Someone called Julia Tang claims to have written a very similar piece that can be found on a lot of websites across the internet.

troy give me yor email ill send u 1 for nowt these non beleivers .

I love this thread. Genius stuff. :lol:

Listen you absolute cockpiece that article is mine so fuck you, get creative and stop stealing other peoples articles you retard.

The article you put up her was mine it even had the same links you tosser so fuckoff

on the basis of the last 2 posts, i recommend klove for Gold Membership.
love the name as well. Klove. Gets me thinking of autumnal apple pies after a 40 minute bake at gas mark 7.

ps i have a very nice craps system. Can i swap it for one of the roulette ones?

I've also got a craps system. But I would want 50 roulette systems for it.

Kieran, if you created a roulette system, and it works, why create another? And another. And another. An another 296 FFS. Methinks you've been stealing off this Julia Tang. Be careful, or she might set some Terracotta Soldiers onto you.

The article you put up her was mine

i hope she was ok about that.

done that is a bargain u have to send me your email address so we can do it through paypal and sort out finer details like not being able to show anyone for free etc good money to be made between us get back.

WTF??? I was the first person to figure out the potential value here and you then go and sell it to someone else without even giving me a chance to make a counter offer?? I'm fuppin' delighted I'm not involved now, your credibility is shot to shreds. If this is how you run a systems selling business then I think I'll go elsewhere with my custom. I've dealt with many many systems sellers over the years and not once has one sold out so early - probably because you don't have much confidence in these systems?

I smell a rat here.

:frown::o:shock::?:x

i hope she was ok about that.


:D:D:D

Is someone selling something?

will sum up to save you trawling 60 posts

nonce bag tries to flog systems he has obviously copied from somewhere, gets rumbled, starts swearing.

end of

Check this site out clunt25

Free Roulette System (http://www.lotto-logix.com/txthouse/roulette.html)

These tricksters are not only stealing your text, they're publishing it on the internet and claiming copyright!

All rights reserved, copyright Lotto-Logix 1999-2001 Copyright 1999-2001! Surely that's before you wrote it, because you only published it on squiddo yesterday!

Sue the bastards!

hear no evil keyser is a total time waster i have not sold the systems yet he was wasting everybodys time. let me explain i have a link to a website to sell i did not create these systems but i do have them 1 is the don young system which alone sells for 10000 pound in places and still is selling people are eally wasting my time on here eveyone has got till 12 today or the are going on ebay.

Keyser Go Fuck A Goat My Roulette Systems Was Posted 3 Months Ago U Silly Retard Also Who Wants A Trial 1

Is anybody familiar with the Marty Gale system?

Keyser Go Fuck A Goat My Roulette Systems Was Posted 3 Months Ago U Silly Retard Also Who Wants A Trial 1

sheep are the animal of choice in my country.

klove's started to use capital letters now. How long before the introduction of exclamation marks ?

I agree with keyser, the goats have done nothing to warrant being humped in such a fashion. And certainly I'd like to put on record that goats don't just lift up their rear end for any old numpty. It takes a good deal of careful and sensitive groundwork before they'll even consider penetration.

klove's started to use capital letters now. How long before the introduction of exclamation marks ?

I agree with keyser, the goats have done nothing to warrant being humped in such a fashion. And certainly I'd like to put on record that goats don't just lift up their rear end for any old numpty. It takes a good deal of careful and sensitive groundwork before they'll even consider penetration.

.........not to mention just the right amount of space required in your welly boot for their leg to rest comfortably.

Klove is trying to make you all rich, and you keep abusing him

You nasty people, he's doing us all a favour



Klove - I can't afford £10,000 as I don't have any money. But when I have the systems, I will soon have a few hundred thousand

How about I pay you £100 now, and then £20,000 once I am rich. I assume with withdrawing large sums etc, that might take as long as a month

Is that ok?

Email me on troys_roulette_billion@hotmail.com

I've set up that address just for my new roulette career, VERY excited. I have handed in my notice at work today, looking forward to starting this full time from tomorrow when I take the day off sick

Thanks

Troy you are on a wind up but i sent you an email with a system anyway lol hope you like it

Troy you are on a wind up but i sent you an email with a system anyway lol hope you like it

Why would I be on a wind up? You have a brilliant system, what is there to worry about?

if you like the one i sent you the othes ae even more poweful 1 in fact is awesome troy ty for your comments

troy your email is not valid so fuckoff with the rest of them is any1 interested

How much have you made from these systems so far Klove?

37 socks

I think the only reason he is still posting is the novelty of being able to swear freely online

I'm not brave enough to do that, so I'll just say he's a cnut :mrgreen:

I have best roulette system known to man and it cannot be beat

Some would say If Carlsberg made roulette systems this would be thegreat est.

Let me know if you are interested

klove - why do you abuse your potential customers?

Reminds me of a chinese restaurant in Leicester square - Wonki's. The waiters are so rude to the customers that people actually go back there because it's so funny. The food is only average but they make a mint abusing them.

You have very negative karma.

Troy I Only Advertised Yester Day Someone Paid Me A GranD About An Hour Ago So You See You Silly Man You Have Missed Out I Actually Tried To Send You A System But You Are A Fake

riccardo are you the same poo pusher with long hair on the telly? if so you are the biggest cunt of us all even keyser so you small bollocked little twatbag shut it.

i'll be fucked if riccardo gets to be a bigger cunt than me.

For those who can't afford Klove's systems. Here's a little taster.

1. If there's five blacks in a row, bet RED.

2. Bet the first and second columns, but have savers on 3,6,9,12,15,18,21,24,27,30,33,36.

3. If there's any chinese customers on the table follow their numbers. They often win. And when they curse you for copying, it's a free cantonese lesson.

4. Bet odd and even together so your money lasts longer.

5. Ask for some colour chips at 50p. Stash some in your pocket, then come back to the table later and ask for the same colour at 5 pound.

6. Bribe a dealer. Most of them are compulsive gamblers on crap wages and don't take much persuading.

7. Cover every number with one chip. It pisses the dealer off so much he's more likely to make a wrong payout.

8. Write down all the numbers on one of those little cards, so you can spot patterns.

9. Ask the dealer to slow the wheel down. It's easier to pick the spins.

10. The all-time classic. Keep doubling your stakes when you lose. You'll get it all back eventually. Easy-peasy.

shit - if some-one paid a grand then it must be good - klove25 I'm in.

Currently have plenty of time on my hands as i was unfortunately made redundant recently. Really up for a new line of business - if I give you my bannnnnnnnk detaaails you can take what you think is fair and give me the VERY BEST system you have on offer.

The twunts on here have been winding you up mercilessly and you deserve better.

ok mr ego another wind up ill send you 1 to prove they are good whats your addy?

Out of curiosity, what is an addy? is it some knid of calculatory?

ilunga :lol::lol::lol:

I have best roulette system known to man and it cannot be beat

Some would say If Carlsberg made roulette systems this would be thegreat est.

Let me know if you are interested


I have one too tg... I reckon there's a good chance they are one and the same :lol:

Can we get a taster of one of the systems? You will still be able to sell the other 299 if someone likes your idea! Will increase your increase your sales here by infinity, as dividing my zero is always infinity.

I see there are some valuable systems when i search else where

riccardo are you the same

No

poo pusher

No

with long hair

No

on the telly?

No

if so you are the biggest cunt of us all even keyser so you small bollocked little twatbag shut it.

Despite ticking none of the above boxes, I'll thank you to say that I'm still a bigger cunt than keyser :mrgreen:

ricardo that was actually quite funny! i havent enjoyed a forum in years like this one even though eveyone is taking the piss!genuis kid i will indeed post a system very soon!

Right guys here gos it is repeating # system.It isnt the best system ive ever seen but if the # are repeating you can win a lot. The System:1st spin watch no bets. 2nd spin bet on number the numberr that came up on spin #1 3rd spin bet on the 2 numbers that came up last 2 spins.4th spin bet on the 3 numbers that came up last 3 spins.5th spin bet on the 4 numbers that came up last 4 spins.spins 6 through 13 continue as above.If anumber repeats you have won that series and start over at spin #1.If you reach spin#13 without a repeat you will be betting on 12 diiferent numbers. Use the followin progression 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,2,2,3,4,6 bets 1 through 7 -1 unit bets 8 & 9- 2 units bet 10 -3 units bet 11 -4units bet 12-6 units bet total 208 units second part of this bet is called common sense.1 you do not have to bet entire series you can stop after bet #9 with a loss 62 units. 2 if your ahead then go for the entirre 12 bets.3 set a maxuim say 500.The author claims he plays it as follows.Using on-line casinos with a $1 pound minimum His unit is$1. 1 deposit $62 with the casino.2 play the system to 9th bet if he loses loss is$62.3 If winning when total bank reaches$162 he withdraws $62.4 Continue to play on winnings until he has $200.At that point he withdraws another hundred.5 Continue as above until goal is reached. and that is it try it on demo play let me now what you thin as i said this i s nothing compared to some of the others get back soon guys

That system looks very familiar.

How can my people contact you Mr Klove?

how does the ball know to follow what has gone before?

does it have a tracking device?

This thread just gets better and better and better...

Klove - some people just don't know when to stop do they! I admire you for continuing your quest to sell your systems even to the point of teasing us with a little taster.

I have just handed in my notice at work, this evening I will be sat in front of my laptop using your very system you so generously let us see...I can't wait to tell the Missus the good news.

ahhhhhhhhhh miss julia tang so now you ae a expert on roulette as well as everthing else suck my arse crack you fucking loser get a life many thanks mr klove.

Is someone selling something?

could i be a gold member
lol please this thread is very popular more of the same methinks!

is there any top 5 betting?

you could call it the Watty system.

pj what are you on about?

klove

How much have you made from these systems so far? And with what betting bank?

fourth membership category....

jester member

Right guys here gos it is repeating # system.It isnt the best system ive ever seen but if the # are repeating you can win a lot. The System:1st spin watch no bets. 2nd spin bet on number the numberr that came up on spin #1 3rd spin bet on the 2 numbers that came up last 2 spins.4th spin bet on the 3 numbers that came up last 3 spins.5th spin bet on the 4 numbers that came up last 4 spins.spins 6 through 13 continue as above.If anumber repeats you have won that series and start over at spin #1.If you reach spin#13 without a repeat you will be betting on 12 diiferent numbers. Use the followin progression 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,2,2,3,4,6 bets 1 through 7 -1 unit bets 8 & 9- 2 units bet 10 -3 units bet 11 -4units bet 12-6 units bet total 208 units second part of this bet is called common sense.1 you do not have to bet entire series you can stop after bet #9 with a loss 62 units. 2 if your ahead then go for the entirre 12 bets.3 set a maxuim say 500.The author claims he plays it as follows.Using on-line casinos with a $1 pound minimum His unit is$1. 1 deposit $62 with the casino.2 play the system to 9th bet if he loses loss is$62.3 If winning when total bank reaches$162 he withdraws $62.4 Continue to play on winnings until he has $200.At that point he withdraws another hundred.5 Continue as above until goal is reached. and that is it try it on demo play let me now what you thin as i said this i s nothing compared to some of the others get back soon guys

will you refund my $62 if i lose?

do you accept nochex?

troy you are asking me now all this you have been taking the piss out of me the last 2 days so go away and play with the traffic

klove = the nigerian out of fonejacker ????

feedingtheego=CUNT

troy you are asking me now all this you have been taking the piss out of me the last 2 days so go away and play with the traffic

But surely to convince other people to part with their money, you need to PROVE how successful it is?

Especially if you are charging £10,000

Mr Klove, you're not going to impress people talking about your arsecrack.

It sounds like you need a few tips in selling your product.

1. You need to dramatise your presentation to get your potential customers
involved. Stop and ask questions such as, "Now, don't you agree that this
product can help you or would be of benefit to you?"

2. Remember that in selling, time is money! Therefore, you must allocate only so much time to each prospect. The prospect who asks you to call back next
week, or wants to ramble on about similar products, prices or previous
experiences, is costing you money. Learn to quickly get your prospect
interested in, and wanting your product, and then systematically present your
sales pitch through to the close, when they sign on the dotted line, and reach for their chequebook.

3. Don't talk about arsecracks. Unless you're targeting the homosexual market. You don't want to alienate your customer-base, even if it is something of a curiosity for you.

Regards,

Tangy

hey guys Now, don't you agree that this
product can help you or would be of benefit to you?"

troy my dear friend i did not sell a system for $10000 but it has sold for that amount befoe for someone else.


ms tang ty for the advice no more arsecrack sales pitch unless im needing man love.

thankyou for your time and has any tried my system yet?

Look, for fuck's sake, for the last time.... is somebody selling something?

Top 5 systems please

I lose to you guys show me how to win

Show me the money

This thread may have been better started in the:

General betting Help / Tools

forum below.

rose bud i have i have a link to a pirate website for sale it has 300= full systems on there worth in my opinion a huge amount of money im selling the link for a grand

rose bud i have i have a link to a pirate website for sale it has 300= full systems on there worth in my opinion a huge amount of money im selling the link for a grand

Sorry, klove25, can you break that up with the use of punctuation, correct spelling and rudimentary sentence construction techniques please.

I must be some kind of cunt to offer you my bannnnk deeeeeetaillllllllls

forget it klove baby - I'm going back to my day job!

Sorry to have wasted your time.

btw - have you yet managed to suck your own cock - appparently its as easy as winning with a roulette system and there are 300 ways to do it if one has a supple enough body.

klove, my name's Duncan. Hi. I'll tell you where I'm at. I'm out

I must be some kind of cunt to offer you my bannnnk deeeeeetaillllllllls

forget it klove baby - I'm going back to my day job!

Sorry to have wasted your time.

btw - have you yet managed to suck your own cock - appparently its as easy as winning with a roulette system and there are 300 ways to do it if one has a supple enough body.

Ft-e

I have 300 pirate copies taken from a website of home help anger management courses. I think you may need a copy.

I'll let you have a copy for free on the agreement that you recommend it to all the angry people you know. I charge £100 per copy. Any sold from your recommendations I'll give you £20 per copy.

Apologies for being personal here, but in my humble opinion i think you need some competent councilling. One cannot go around instructing other persons to suck one's own willy, what if klove is a female, it would not be politically correct and you could end up in court . Its really negative karma and in your next life you will possibly be a well hung donkey.

What I do not understand is this love affair with all these nasty words that many seem addicted to. I blame the government for taking away discipline in schools and parents not allowed to legally beat up their children anymore.

Ho Hum - back to the tranquility and peace and stillness of my cave.

Om and peace to all roulette systems

is there any top 5 betting?

you could call it the Watty system.

pj what are you on about?

Fucking classic pj! PMSL! :lol:

This must be one of the UBF threads of the year.

ISJ

st james my buddie do you think i suck my own winkle? how very dare you i do not i could if i would but i cant who wants a system lol wiggeldy wiggeldy wiggeldy WHACK

is there any top 5 betting?

you could call it the Watty system.


pj what are you on about?


klove25 has failed to notice that pj is a Yorkshireman imo

It's clearly t'Watty system

klove, my name's Duncan. Hi. I'll tell you where I'm at. I'm out

:lol::lol:

pk: karma my arse

klove, when i was 8 i got a roulette toy for my christmas, i played with it til boxing day when i then decided to go out and play on my bike.

33 years later i couldnt tell you how many numbers are on a wheel as my mum gave said toy to oxfam in the mid 70s

so as to the accusation that i ripped off your system.

no i didnt.

ps, i fear you will be ejected from here quicker than Oxfam sold that table to your mum.

There are times when I could have Keyser's babies. This quote is one of them. :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

Actually, having read through this entire thread through tears in the last two dozen posts, I'm going to throw Klove25 a bone.

If you're really that certain, and you're confident that I can get just as much success as you already have out of it, then sod it, I'm in. You can orally pleasure me next.

mr cormack in now way shape or form am i giving you sexual pleasure you sick man if your lady is 37 stone has a distinctive smell of a skunk and looks like a hillybilly that is not my problem try julia wang tang.

Then where do you get off coming on these boards, offering sexual favours and then reneging when someone offers to take you up on it?

Do you know where the word "skunk" comes from, by the way? It's from the Algonquin. Quite fitting that you brought it up. Effectively a scavenger that squirts a foul scent about.

However, I am interested in your impending legal actions. Should you need me (I am a lawyer), here's my card (http://www.angelspit.net/hairsurgeon/Store/images/pin-fuck-off.gif).

Right guys here gos it is repeating # system.It isnt the best system ive ever seen but if the # are repeating you can win a lot. The System:1st spin watch no bets. 2nd spin bet on number the numberr that came up on spin #1 3rd spin bet on the 2 numbers that came up last 2 spins.4th spin bet on the 3 numbers that came up last 3 spins.5th spin bet on the 4 numbers that came up last 4 spins.spins 6 through 13 continue as above.If anumber repeats you have won that series and start over at spin #1.If you reach spin#13 without a repeat you will be betting on 12 diiferent numbers. Use the followin progression 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,2,2,3,4,6 bets 1 through 7 -1 unit bets 8 & 9- 2 units bet 10 -3 units bet 11 -4units bet 12-6 units bet total 208 units second part of this bet is called common sense.1 you do not have to bet entire series you can stop after bet #9 with a loss 62 units. 2 if your ahead then go for the entirre 12 bets.3 set a maxuim say 500.The author claims he plays it as follows.Using on-line casinos with a $1 pound minimum His unit is$1. 1 deposit $62 with the casino.2 play the system to 9th bet if he loses loss is$62.3 If winning when total bank reaches$162 he withdraws $62.4 Continue to play on winnings until he has $200.At that point he withdraws another hundred.5 Continue as above until goal is reached. and that is it try it on demo play let me now what you thin as i said this i s nothing compared to some of the others get back soon guys

Thanks a bundle klove. I spent 14 hours down at the Barracuda casino in Baker Street and got home at 7am. I am now the very proud owner of said casino. Thanks for posting the system up, it really does work - i think everyone should buy it now and come to my casino.

mr cormack in now way shape or form am i giving you sexual pleasure you sick man if your lady is 37 stone has a distinctive smell of a skunk and looks like a hillybilly that is not my problem try julia wang tang.

Can I just ask why you would consider a flirting session from Bally on another forum but not me?

I only ask because we are in fact one and the same. Well, actually, we're not, but we're both from Liverpool so we must know each other. I believe he has brown hair.

positive karrrma you didnt follow the rules anyway you are lying you spud im off out to get a beakfast

positive karrrma you didnt follow the rules anyway you are lying you spud im off out to get a beakfast

Don't have a baked potato as you would then be eating me and Cormack may get jealous.

Smacznego.

positive karrrma you didnt follow the rules anyway you are lying you spud im off out to get a beakfast

Is that a breakfast or a Buckfast? Or are they both the same?

Have you got breakfast system?
Perm
Any three from bacon, bacon, sausage, sausage, black pudding
Any three from tomatoes, mushrooms, hash brown, beans
Any one from fried egg x2, scrambled egg
Any two from fried slice, fried slice, toast, toast
Any one from tea, coffee

Perm = 10x4x2x6x2 = 960 lines

I have a continental system that works equally well that involves amongst other things, cheeses, but I intend to sell that on - the one above you can have for free.

Cormack's Continental System is a guaranteed supreme start to the day and will make you wealthy, more attractive to women and will add two inches to your penis size or bust size (warning - system is not gender-perfect)

Let me know.

For the uninitiated

Breakfast
http://www.lythhillhouse.com/graphics/breakfast.jpg

Buckfast
http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/pictures/nedgal66.jpg

klove has a coupon for mcdonalds staff

Keyser, I can't print off that coupon...

Can I just point out in my prior post that the breakfast shown is not from the Cormack Breakfast System? Guaranteed indigestion, therefore.

The Buckfast is mine. I have put weight on since that photo because of the effectivity of Cormack's Continental System and I no longer sweat when I walk more than ten yards.

Try it for free or your money back.

didnt realise you were originally from coatbridge.

buckfast sales there keeps the local economy going :D

didnt realise you were originally from coatbridge.

buckfast sales there keeps the local economy going :D

A bit like Burnley and its Benedictine. Treacle-thick lager keeps Liverpool going. No finesse...

Cormack: count me in on the breakfast perm - that looks a winning combo to me!

Stone me... those breakfast numbers are ALL repeaters

I wish I'd been on those baked beans...

Cormack: count me in on the breakfast perm - that looks a winning combo to me!

FTE, is it the Continental System you're after? Do you have Paypal?

Riccardo, I have other systems...

Baked beans. Repeaters. D'you see what I've done there?

I did, Mr Riccardo, but I thought you wuz mocking mi most excellent od systems...

I have 57 varieties myself... are you interested in swapsies?

this guy gets about......... from the ebsfleet forum

hello to you all from myfootballclub.

i am one of the new owners of ebsfleets fc and I ask you fans not to worry a bit about the clubs future. to back myself up, i have personly played championship manager 2003/04 for the last 4 years and i have taken barnet to the champioship by 2009/10 season, so i am experienced in what is required to ran a football club at this level.

i, myself have won manger of the year award at my local under 13 team last season.

i hope to personly enjoy a good tenure at this club and sign some beter players for you in order to gain league status by sometime in the next 6/7 years.

so the current players will be given time before we dable in the transfer markets and sign a new team in order to make it up the league and probably the premiership in the next 7/8 years.

with regard to signings, roberto carlos is out of out reach and not relistic so please do not suggets this. but I did sign tony yeboah in championship manager 2003/04 before firing my physio due to wages problems.

the team should get lot of new fans at your ground to join you the real fans, so this should pleese you.

liam daish will be given a chance to run the teem, but our desisins are final in runing the club.

all in all, i really do reassure you that everything will be ok, and i hope you trust in us to pull you out of this league and ibo the premiership by 2010 or maybe before this.

klove (new joint owner of ebsfleet 2007-)

ps, any of you guys play roulette?

:lol:

can i urge 36 to give full consideration to mr klove becoming a gold member.

Surely we have a Platinum section?

Yes I've given it full consideration drayton and come to the conclusion that our friend kieran demonstrates the reasoning why we have a private gold section. So well done kieran for that.

.

mr 36 man well i have brought comedy to this great forum if nothing else maybe even silver? i promise i will behave kind sir you are a man who i have come to trust and maybe even adore so accept this from me HAPPY CHRISTMAS

Sounds like Ebbsfleet are in safe hands.

mr 36 man well i have brought comedy to this great forum

can't argue with that

mr 36 man well i have brought comedy to this great forum if nothing else maybe even silver? i promise i will behave kind sir you are a man who i have come to trust and maybe even adore so accept this from me HAPPY CHRISTMAS

hey kieran babe...despite not noticing that I'm not a man, I have given you much more than gold membership. You have a new title to go with your new status.

.

Cormack: most definitely NOT - English for me - afraid I'm not a fan of black pudding

I'll happily pay £4.50 pal for a spread like that. Those mushies look to die for.

Reduce lines to 384, FTE, or increase your bacon stake.

Alternatively, you can tailor the perm to include extra mushrooms but then you'd be deviating from the award winning formula that I sold on eBay not long back (after a furious bidding war) for a bag of balloons and a pencil.

Unlike other users on this thread, I can prove that this is my own work; for it is I who invented the pig as we now know it.

i am very sorry mrs 36 but it is an easy mistake to make ie hairy legs deep voice SO I WILL SAY THIS I HAVE COME TO LIKE YOU RESPECT YOU AND MAYBE EVEN LOVE YOU IF YOU EVER WANT TO GO OUT CALL ME AND I WILL TAKE YOU TO JULIAS PLACE FOR THE BEST MEAL YO`U HAVE EVER HAD (DEPENDING ON IF YOU SHAVE THOSEGORILLA LEGS)

lol kieran...will make sure I'm shaved nice and smooth

.

It's just not about the roulette any more...

stochkoiv i am suing you right as we speak are you doing it for a joke you twat please everyone check out klove25 at the website squidoo i posted that article word for word at 11.00 am this morning u absolute pleb you cannot copy people i am speaking to squiddo asap what is wrong with you? u moron it is copyright you twat.

Stoich, and the poster whose name appears to have mutated somehow, can we have an update on the suing?

I like a nice courtroom drama. It beats losing at roulette hands down.

I think mr klove needs to turn up again, we need his response to a few issues.

Strangely the summons has not yet arrived. I presume his lawyers are still working on the precise nature of which legal avenue they wish to pursue. There is a technical question over how they claim they own the copyright of work of other people, that has been stolen for the benefit of the Biq Squid, but I'm sure I'll get it next week.

Possibly, Stoich. I've already been on to Claims Direct about how much I'll get when he pummels me. It'd be nice if I could appear at court as a character witness then.

Reading the wheel is popular amongst the pros.

Right guys who want a system for free? one of the good ones get in touch pals.

too expensive

Must... fight... insu... insu... insurmountable odds.

I'm going to say a modified "yes".

okely dokely keyser where you been?

Be careful, Keyser - apparently he's as hard as soft shit on a wet day and gets you rattled by not actually backing up any promises.

In the words of the ghost of Sir Alf Ramsey

WooooOOOOOOoooo

Cormack i cannot back up any threats if i dont know where you are can i? can you be ever so kind as to tell me? you keep taking the piss but if i found you my friend you will be very sorry so cmon be a man and lets sort it if not shut the fuck up.

Klovey

I'm sorry for any misunderstandings we may have had in the past. Perhaps you could just post one of your free systems up so that we can all benefit from it. I don't trust email, you can get viruses and all sorts.

Regards to your squid.

Cormack i cannot back up any threats if i dont know where you are can i? can you be ever so kind as to tell me? you keep taking the piss but if i found you my friend you will be very sorry so cmon be a man and lets sort it if not shut the fuck up.

Someone sounds rattled.

By the way "cmon"? Are you six years old, you two bob spamming shill?

Until you can refute anything I've posted on here, you're not really in a strong bargaining position and it's not doing your sales (pun intended) the world of good.

The entire forum is taking the piss out of you. Feel free to keep singling me out as the spokesman - by the way, you stole any car radios, as I'm in the market for one?

Not often I post this, but we're all ROTFLAY

cormack you are still not answering my question can we sort it or not as in i will meet you and we will sort it you are all mouth but you cant back it up and as for singling you out you the only one who keeps taking the piss you moron.

..... and as for singling you out you the only one who keeps taking the piss you moron.

Not sure that's strictly speaking the case.

Did you know that klove is Swahili for cockmunching spammer? I'm guessing that the 25 bit refers to the number of cocks munched in an average session.

A well chosen name if ever I've seen one.

cormack you are still not answering my question can we sort it or not as in i will meet you and we will sort it you are all mouth but you cant back it up and as for singling you out you the only one who keeps taking the piss you moron.

I'm looking over recent posts and I think I'm not the only one singling you out.

I am, however, the one who's getting right up your fucking nose. And you know what? You deserve it because you're no better than a common thief. Your posts are in teenage textspeak and your insults plumb "cock", "cunt" and "old man" and that's about it. You are, simply, a child. Not metaphorically. Actually.

Now run along - your mum's got cake. If you do want to meet, though, I'm in Granada, Southern Spain. You won't be able to miss me - I'm on the wireless laptop on the Gran Via laughing at your selling technique, your lack of backing up for "your" systems, your pisspoor quality of insults, your pisspoor level of content in your posts and your seeming total lack of ability to realise that this entire forum is laughing up its sleeve, down its shirt and in your face at your total inability to realise that no-one, but no-one on here will buy a system for a game on which no paper system can win.

Now that's a long sentence - to save you the obvious effort, I'll help you out.

Fuck off and hawk your systems to people thicker than you.

And good luck in that endeavour, because that's an awfully difficult task to set yourself. Me, moron? I've wrapped you in brown paper, tied you up with twine and sent you to the "Lost Argument" box so many times on the threads you're on that I have actually lost count of the number of salient points I have made that you have simply failed to answer.

On the plus side, I've developed a character out of you for my next novel. Sadly, it doesn't end well.

Any word of the court case - Stoichkov v The Singing Postman?

Doubtless he's onto bigger things, funded by the relentless success of his roulette systems. Doesn't need to bother with small issues like this any more.

Hahahahahahahaha

Hi keiran baby. You sold many systems?

Just found this thread and have laughed out loud with tears in my eyes.
Quality stuff. Cast in Bronze.

julia wanga tanga hows your chinese shop going? "wok this way" is a truly great place to eat.

[QUOTE]Just found this thread and have laughed out loud with tears in my eyes.
Quality stuff. Cast in Bronze.


Echo that -I havent laughed much lately but this has got me rolling over -Quality:lol::lol::lol:

Wow the quote didnt work!!

Personally I think your all a bit harsh - the fellas only trying to get a few bob:lol:

Yes - but it's my few bob!